Hello Again, Mr. Blog. Let's Get Better Aquainted

Hello dar!

I have realized that I've been neglecting this blog. I reach that awareness towards the close of yet another pathetic ten-hour Facebook splurge, hand strapped to my mouse, mindlessly surfing through the thousands of classmates' pictures and wall posts. Well, naturally, one can only be entertained by comparing one's IQ, typing speed, or personality type with that of your elementary-school-acquaintance-in-passing, Bill, for so long. So here I sit, searching for a new, more effective medium through which to expend my thought processes, while still maintaining that psychological need to make less-than-efficient use of my time while sitting in front of a computer screen.

Now, if only my life was interesting enough to talk about...

Well, you're not interested in hearing about my life anyway, right? Right! Because I know you must be just as tired of those random, meaningless Facebook "updates", as I am. So MY goal for this Blog is not to dish out the mundane happenings of my every day to your already disengaged focus, but to comment and give my opinions on various aspects of the things that either tick me off, or interest me enough to talk about.

Basically, from here on out I'm going to talk about random stuff. I'll lay out for you my take on various things. So check in later!

(Blake receives distant echoes back from the lifeless void that is his Blog, indicating that it was to no one in particular he was speaking, which saddened him.)